Funny Family Guy Sounds

The 'Family Guy' Show

Family Guy is an American animated sitcom that was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. Sadly the show was cancelled in 2002 ... which i still dont understand, but because people really liked the Family Guy DVD releases and the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim reruns Fox resumed the production of the show in 2005.

Family Guy's twisted humor style is notable for the usually brief and very often nonsensical cutaways and flashbacks to various points in history, geography, and reality involving the characters and their ludicrous actions. If you see a few episodes you are hooked to the incribble funny humor Family Guy has to offer and you will be lauging untill tears fall out with their amazing quotes. This is one show nobody should miss out on and it should run forever. Lets hope Fox will forver continue creating new episodes for Family Guy and feed us as a hungry audience.

Stewie Griffin

My personal favorite Family Guy character is Stewie Griffin. In my own words Stewie is a very cool little evil baby that has a wish to dominate the world and kill his mother Lois, he also has got an American football shaped head. I know it sounds evil hehe and he is LOL, but also very funny and adorable.

Stewie talks with an English voice that fits his character perfectly! He is master at creating weapons and trying to kill people off that messed with him in his own little funny twisted little mind. By reading a few of the Stewie quotes you will quickly find out how nice stewie is :) Stewie Griffin is currenty just a little one year old baby with just one single purpose ... Total World Domination. If he would not have been that small and just a baby im fairly sure he would have already dominated the world and everything on it! Another main goal Stewie Griffin has taken upon him is to kill off his mother, Lois Griffin. She has escaped lots of attempts on her life already, but that for sure does not mean that she will escape from him 4ever!!!

Stewie Griffin Quote

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? ... No, no, you deserve some time off.

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is a big lovable guy that always says what he is thinking about without any shame hehe. He really says anything that finds its way into his freakin' mind ;) usually its really the most wrong thing at exactly the baddest time ever. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife Lois and their three children named Chris, Meg and Stewie. He also has a few cool friends around him like his well-spoken best friend, Brian, the family dog. Peter would do anything for his family, as long as it doesn't get in the way of his TV time.

Peter Griffin Quote

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) ... I woke several hours later in a daze.

Peter Griffin Quote

Sorry Honey, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.

Lois Griffin

Lois Griffin was born quite wealthy. Her family is the rich Pewterschmidt family in Newport. Because Lois met a towel boy named Peter Griffin and married him, Lois could say bye bye to her inheritance. Lois had loads of relationships before she met Peter but she fell in love with Peter because she found his easy-going silliness more attractive than the rich dudes around her. Lois Griffin is currently 40 years old and has a fine body which she doesnt mind showing sometimes hehe. Lois teaches piano in order to get some extra income for the family but spends a lot more time on her family for example looking after her baby Stewie Griffin (read not getting hurt by one of Stewie's attacks on her).

Lois Griffin Quote

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is a 13 years old boy that is going to James Woods High School, just as his sister, Meg Griffin, does. Chris also is proud boy scout and is a bit overweight. He has been called fat lots more than can be count ... because he isnt that smart to be honest ;) Chris Griffin doenst have any friends except for a tree, but the sad thing is that Peter Griffin (his father), killed it when Chris insisted on bringing it along on their trip. Perhaps the close relationship with his family has something to do with him not having any friends, because Chris Griffin loves his family and especially meg, his sister. Although he often falls prey to her torment and wrath.

Chris Griffin Quote

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Meg Griffin

Meg Griffin is a 17 years old teen girl and she is the daughter of Griffin family. When she was born she had a tail and Brian (the family dog) thinks Meg's real father is a dede named Stan Thompson. She has big problems with fitting in with others her age at her school and she always desperately tries to be part of the cool crowd.

Meg Griffin Quote

Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?